Elin picked up the weird looking brooch on her desk.
"What the hell is this?" she asked, tossing it from hand to hand. Not only was it completely tacky, but it was pink. She hated pink.
It looked kind of familiar though. Maybe it was some sort of merchandise? She shoved it in her pocket. Maybe she could sell it on eBay.
***
Elin flopped down onto the bed, tired after a day of fixing the computers because someone (not naming anyone…) had downloaded a very stubborn virus onto the network while looking at porn. That has to be one of the most annoying things ever.
She winced as something dug into her thigh and rummaged around in her pocket for the cause. Oh. That stupid ugly brooch.
"Hang on I minute…I think I remember where this is from!" It was something from the distant and near forgotten past, a time before she discovered the internet. It was from one of her first obsessions – Sailor Moon. She chuckled. Someone on Atlantis was a Moonie!
Turning the brooch over, she looked for and markings that would identify where it was bought. She found none.
"Moon prism power make up" she said boredly, throwing the pink monstrosity into the air. There was a bright flash and she felt light-headed and…tingly. She looked down at herself, and saw that she was wearing…
"WHAT THE FUCK?" She screeched, trying to pull the skirt lower. She hates short skirts. Chuck burst into the room, looking very worried.
"What happened?" he asked quickly, then burst out laughing at the sight of her.
"Shut up Chuck! This is not funny!" She growled.
"I just had no idea you were a Moonie." He laughed
"I'm not a fucking Moonie!" yelled Elin. "This is officially the worst day of my life."
A black cat with a crescent moon bald spot sauntered into the room.
"Oh. I see you've already figured out how to activate the Moon Brooch" said Luna rather surprisedly.
"Oh great. I suppose now you're going to give me some speech on how it's my duty to protect blah blah blah? Well guess what – I'm not doing it. There's no way in hell I'm going to run around in a tiny skirt yelling stupid phrases and killing stuff with sparkles."
"It is your destiny!" protested Luna.
"And since when have I paid any attention to that?"
"But you are Sailor Moon! The Senshi of Justice -"
"Why couldn't I be Pluto instead? I like Pluto! Pluto had nice things like wisdom and doesn't have to wear pink or use sparkles!"
"But-"
"Don't you start! I'm selling this on eBay like I originally intended."
"But the world needs a saviour!"
"The world can find its own damn saviour. I'm more concerned with Atlantis. How the hell did you get here anyway? Sneak over on the Deadulus? I'm staying very much here." With this Luna stalked huffily out of the room.
"Well, we might as well make use of this while it's still here" murmured Chuck as he came up behind Elin. She quickly slapped away his wandering hands and turned around.
"If you tell anyone about this I will make sure you regret it." She growled.
"Don't worry. I won't tell"

***
"You can't do this! Accept your destiny!" Yowled Luna as she tried to escape from her cage.
"I don't think so, kitty-cat. Find yourself a new saviour." Replied Elin cheerfully, placing the cage in the cargo hold of the Deadulus.
"Unless it can single-handedly wipe out the wraith, I'm not interested."